by D.L. Martin
Categories: Art, Uncategorized • Tags: #IMadeThis, Art, arting, arting around, artist, artoftheday, artwork, blog, color, drawing, I made this, kunst, kunstwerk, mixed media, mixed media art, mixedmedia, mixedmediaart, original art, originalart, painting, photo, picture, pictures, portrait, self-made
by D.L. Martin
“Chess and Laundry,” written and directed by George Abi-Hanna, is David Lynch directs the Seventh Seal meets a Kung Fu movie based on a script by a jazz composer with sound editing done in Tom Waits’ tool shed. In other words, a surrealist, existential, political sight and sound roundup centered around a man and a woman fighting it out over a chess board.
Categories: Art, Short Reviews, Stories, Uncategorized • Tags: abstract, abstract art, abstractart, Art, artwork, audio, barcelona, barcelona international short film & video festival 2019, barcelona short film, best audio, cedar & soil, director, film festival, film review, george abi-hanna, independent film, kunst, kunstwerk, meri jebirashvili, movie, movie review, movies, paul martinez, review, reviews, sarah audu, short film, short film review, surreal, surrealism, winnter, zumzeig cinema
by D.L. Martin
“Get on out.” Original Art Work.
Categories: Art, Uncategorized • Tags: abstract, abstract art, abstractart, Art, arting, arting around, artist, artoftheday, artwork, Charles Bukowski, mixed media art, mixedmediaart, quote, The Laughing Heart
by D.L. Martin
Memories of breakfast. Click to read more.
Categories: Stories, Uncategorized • Tags: amwriting, Art, bacon, breakfast, eggs, food, non-fiction, nonfiction, short read, short reads, shortread, shortreads, story time, storytelling, waffles, word collage, writer, writerwednesday
by D.L. Martin
Categories: Art, Uncategorized • Tags: Art, arting around, artist, artwork, kunst, kunstwerk, mixed media art, mixedmediaart, pencil, pencil art, pencilart, photoshop
by D.L. Martin
Alright, here we go. So, I haven’t been that active with anything lately. Enjoy. And if you haven’t, check out The Boys.
Categories: Art, Uncategorized • Tags: amazon, Amazon Prime, Art, art of the day, artist, artistic, artoftheday, artwork, Billy Butcher, Butcher, digital art, digitalart, Karl Urban, kunst, kunstwerk, mixed media, mixed media art, mixedmedia, mixedmediaart, pencil art, pencilart, quote, television, The Boys, TV Show
by D.L. Martin
Misadventure in the Habitation of Devils: Or, The Age of Bond Villain Rejects – Rant on the Fourth of July, History of American Nazis, and Trump’s America.
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: 4th of july, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, America, American history, American Nazis, AOC, Art, concentration camp, concentration camps, congress, Dan Crenshaw, dark history, Donald Trump, essay, fourth of july, german, German history, germany, Government, history, liberal, Liz Cheney, long read, longread, Nazi, Nazis, news, opinion, political, political essay, political opinion, politics, quotes, racism, Steve King, Trump, Trump's America, US history, US politics, World War II, WWII
by D.L. Martin
The July 4th Issue of The Distinguished Bum with Chief Jim Hopper
Categories: Art, Rare Magazine Covers, Uncategorized • Tags: advice, Art, chief jim hopper, coke, david harbour, davidharbour, fashion, film, funny, humor, humorous, jim hopper, magazine, netflix, original art, photoshop, stranger things, stranger things season 3, strangerthings, strangerthingsseason3, television, tv
by D.L. Martin
Failed Art… A lesson as to why you should always sketch first.
Categories: Art, Uncategorized • Tags: abstract, Art, artist, artwork, character design, characterdesign, creature, digital art, drawing, fail, kunst, kunstwerk, late night artin', monster, photoshop
by D.L. Martin
Thompson For Sheriff: Art influenced by Ralph Steadman & quote by HST. Mixed media digital art created by D.L. Martin
Categories: Art, Uncategorized • Tags: abstract, abstract art, abstractart, Art, art work, artist, artwork, digital art, digitalart, drawing, Gonzo, Gonzo Journalism, Hunter S. Thompson, Hunter S. Thompson for Sheriff, HunterSThompson, kunst, kunstwerk, mixed media art, mixedmediaart, painting, political, politics, quote, ralph steadman, Thompson for Sheriff
by D.L. Martin
Greetings from Hürth! Art & German Lesson 2-in-1 special
Categories: Art, Uncategorized • Tags: abstract, Art, arting around, artist, artwork, character design, characterdesign, der Muckefuck, deutsch, deutschland, german, German language, German lesson, germany, Hürth, kunst, kunstwerk, Muckefuck, postcard, surreal, weird, weird picture
by D.L. Martin
My response to Dan Crenshaw’s tweets about needing to explain the justification of concentration camps for migrants by stating inaccuracies about the Holocaust.
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, amwriting, current affairs, current events, Dan Crenshaw, democrats, GOP, history, Holocaust, jewish people, just, law, Migrants, morality, news, pictures, politics, progressive, republicans, tweets, twitter, US politics, World War II, writer, writing, WWII
by D.L. Martin
#Art: Death Takes A Vacation
#mixedmediaart #color #modernart #contemporaryart #artist #abstract #paint #mixedmedia #abstractart
Categories: Art, Uncategorized • Tags: #IMadeThis, abstract, abstract art, abstractart, Art, artist, artwork, color, contemporary art, contemporaryart, death, drawing, I made this, kunst, kunstwerk, mixed media, mixed media art, mixedmedia, mixedmediaart, modern art, modernart, paint, painting
by D.L. Martin
Late Night Artin’ of the Moon
#IMadeThis #Art #Abstract #GraphicDesign #artwork
Categories: Art, Uncategorized • Tags: #IMadeThis, abstract, abstract art, abstractart, Art, artist, artwork, drawing, graphic design, graphicdesign, I made this, kunst, original art, originalart, painting
by D.L. Martin
Late Night Artin’ of the Late Hunter S. Thompson
Categories: Art, Uncategorized • Tags: #IMadeThis, abstract, Art, arting, arting around, artist, artwork, collage, color, colors, contemporary art, design, digital, digital art, drawing, drawings, Gonzo, Gonzo Journalism, graphic design, graphicdesign, Hunter S. Thompson, HunterSThompson, illustration, original art, originalart, paint, painting, photoshop, quote, surreal, video
by D.L. Martin
Philip Marlowe drank Old Forester. Sam Spade drank a premixed Manhattan from a paper cup. Lew Archer drank, well, pretty much anything. But Frank Marr prefers uppers over downers. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t hit the sauce, uppers are just a preference, a powdery, snortable preference. And if all of those fictional Private Eyes but Frank Marr ring a bell, well, you should treat yourself to David Swinson‘s series. How good is the Frank Marr series? Well, let’s just say […]
Categories: Short Reviews, Uncategorized • Tags: addiction, amblogging, amwriting, Art, blog, blogger, blogging, book review, booklover, cop, crime, crime novel, Crime Song, crime story, David Swinson, detective, drugs, fiction, Frank Marr, Hunter S. Thompson, literature, novel, police, private investigator, Raoul Duke, reviews, storytelling, The Second Girl, thriller, Trigger, Washington DC, writing
by D.L. Martin
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: America, America Is Better Than This, blog, blogging, civil rights, current affairs, history, image, immigration, meme, native americans, news, photo, pictures, politics, separating children, separating families, shameful, syria, Trump's America, US history, USA
by D.L. Martin
In the age of superhero movies and nostalgic revamps/remakes/revisits, maybe Ash Vs. Evil Dead wasn’t the hero show audiences deserved but definitely the hero show we needed—to save us from the same old shit. Ash Williams isn’t military trained nor an eccentric multi-billionaire but rather a one-handed ValueStop stockboy from Elk Grove, Michigan who unwittingly unleashes the Kandarian Demon while stoned in his trailer. He is more like your father, if your father was the kind of guy that would spend […]
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: Art, artist, Ash Vs. Evil Dead, Ash Williams, blog, blogger, blogging, Bruce Campbell, cinema, Evil Dead, hero, image, movies, photo, photooftheday, photoshop, pictures, review, reviews, spoiler, spoilers, superhero, television, tv, TV Show, writing
by D.L. Martin
Motivation For Puppets – Part III: Commuting Life Hack
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: Art, blog, blogger, blogging, funny, humor, image, life hack, lifehack, motivation, Motivation For Puppets, motivational, pictures, puppet, storytelling, web comic, web comics, webcomic, webcomics, writing
by D.L. Martin
“Motivation For Puppets: Part I & II” – Motivational Puppet Quotes
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: Art, artoftheday, blog, blogger, collage, image, Monday Motivation, MondayMotivation, Motivation For Puppets, photoftheday, photooftheday, puppet, web comic, webcomic
by D.L. Martin
“Lev & The Easter Bunny” is based on a picture artist and creator of Tales of Mere Existence Lev Yilmaz posted on FaceBook: Unfortunately, the image shrunk when exporting it and this detail is hard to read:
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: adobe, Art, arte, artist, artwork, blog, blogger, blogging, color, creative, drawings, funny, graphic design, graphicdesign, humor, illustration, illustrator, image, Lev Yilmaz, photo, photoftheday, photoshop, pictures, portrait, portraits, Tales of Mere Existence
by D.L. Martin
Vintage K. Doonesbury: The Big Apple – Portland’s unofficial slogan might be “Keep Portland Weird,” but for New York it is just a mutual understanding among the locals. When you have a population of over 8,000,000 people, Weird is naturally going to be a demographic the politicians will have to cater to along with the Rich and the Poor and 1,000 shades in between.
Categories: Stories, Uncategorized • Tags: amwriting, arrest, blog, blogger, blogging, cops, funny, gun, humor, Kurt Doonesbury, New York, New York City, NYC, politics, Queens, short story, story, storytelling, word collage, writer, writing
by D.L. Martin
Earlier this week, I picked up You Were Never Really Here by Jonathan Ames (creator of Bored to Death and Blunt Talk). Here’s my review.
Categories: Short Reviews, Uncategorized • Tags: blog, blogging, book, book recommendation, book review, IAmReading, image, Jonathan Ames, news, photo, pictures, Read, reading, recommend, recommendation, review, You Were Never Really Here
by D.L. Martin
This Is Twitter News™*: The one where Laura Ingraham & Roseanne Barr use Twitter…
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: #NeverAgain, 2nd Amendment, blog, blogging, David Hogg, funny, gun regulation, history, humor, image, Laura Ingraham, meme, news, photoshop, politics, reviews, Roseanne, Roseanne Barr, school shooting, social media, This Is Twitter News, twitter, Twitter news
by D.L. Martin
How do you get in the way of your own success?
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: ask the editor, DNC, image, motivational, pancake, politics, positive thinking, Q&A, RNC, twitter
by D.L. Martin
“My Boyfriend Calls Me By A Guy’s Name”
I’ve been with my boyfriend for three months. When we have sex…
Categories: Translating Weird German News, Uncategorized • Tags: ask the editor, deutsch, deutschland, funny, german, germany, humor, kevin, news, odd, strange, translation
by D.L. Martin
“How about kids instead of looking to someone else to solve their problem, do something about maybe taking CPR classes or trying to deal with situations that when there is a violent shooter that you can actually respond to that,” Rick Santorum said on CNN’s State of the Union. Let me translate this mile-high bullshit for you: “Kids, listen, you don’t know what it’s like getting that sweet, sweet NRA money. If you knew, then you’d also be willing to […]
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: #MarchForOurLives, blog, blogging, bullshit a mile high, GOP, Gun Control, image, news, Palm Sunday, pictures, politics, Rick Santorum, Santorum, television, tv
by D.L. Martin
Good stuff by Lev Yilmaz.
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: Art, artwork, blog, blogging, cartoon, drawing, freelance, freelancer, image, Lev Yilmaz, Levni Yilmaz, Patreon, photo, pictures, Tales of Mere Existence
by D.L. Martin
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: 4 easy steps, America, baking, bread, bread making, Civil War, confederate flag, cooking, delicious, easy steps, food, foody, funny, history, joke, meme, news, not really, politics, really, recipe, The South, the south will rise again
by D.L. Martin
I find this photo of Billy Graham’s funeral kind of weird. This is how it plays out in my mind: Employee: “Welcome to the Billy Graham Funeral Experience. Did you folks have the Premium Experience? Great, that comes with a souvenir group photo. Everyone say ‘CHEEEEEEESSSSEEEEE-US!‘ Fantastic folks, this will be ready in 20 minutes.” Trump: “Hey, can we get the corner of Billy’s coffin in the shot? I’d feel bad if we didn’t get him in it. It is […]
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: Billy Graham, blog, blogging, death, Donald Trump, Funeral, funny, news, photography, picture, politics, religion, Trump, weird news, weird picture
by D.L. Martin
Olaf Scholz and Dietmar Nietan were late to the stage, delaying the announcement of the #Groko vote results, so they had Willy Brandt tell some statue jokes to hold the crowd over.
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: blogging, germany, groko, humorous, meme, mitgliedervotum, news, photo, pictures, politics, spd
by D.L. Martin
A man I admired greatly has passed on. Barry Crimmins was an American saint for all that he did. They say you should never meet your heroes but I did. And I’m thankful for it.
Categories: Stories, Uncategorized • Tags: amwriting, Art, Barry Crimmins, blog, blogging, comedy, drawing, Helen Crimmins, I made this, Judah Friedlander, Love, netflix, news, painting, Peace, photo, photoshop, pictures, politics, Randy Credico, video
by D.L. Martin
I’ve been toying around with animating and making “moving art.” This is a draft of something I put together late last night. It took me nearly 4 hours to get the trees, mountains, and clouds all made. As you can see from the video, the clouds and trees still don’t want to react right. I was thinking of making this a music video, hence Tom Waits just appearing.
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: adobe, animation, Art, blog, blogging, news, photoshop, pictures, tom waits, video, video making
by D.L. Martin
From the makers of CLEAN COAL comes…
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: Art, clean coal, meme, news, photo, photoshop, pictures, politics, sotu, state of the uniom, state of the union, weird
by D.L. Martin
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: Art, blog, blogging, drawing, making art, painting, photo, pictures, portrait, Taika Waititi
by D.L. Martin
“When I went to the Yellow Cab Company I passed the Cancer Building and I remembered that there were worse things than looking for a job you didn’t want.” -Charles Bukowski, Factotum
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: Art, blog, Bukowski, Charles Bukowski, drawing, photo, photoshop, pictures
by D.L. Martin
Kevin Spacey is out, Christopher Plummer is in. Updated version of All The Money In the World’s trailer as done with what was left over in the budget.
(*Made just for shits-and-giggles)
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: All The Money In The World, Christopher Plummer, cinema, fired, Kevin Spacey, movies, news, Ridley Scott, video
by D.L. Martin
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: Art, blogging, photo, photoshop
by D.L. Martin
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: Art, photoshop, pulp fiction, tom waits
by D.L. Martin
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: Art, blog, blogging, drawing, news, painting, photo, photography, pictures
by D.L. Martin
I got a message recently from someone asking to know more about me. So I thought I would leave some facts here about myself. Fact #1: I was born at a really young age.
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: amwriting, blog, blogging, news, random thought, spoilers
by D.L. Martin
*Not photoshopped or doctored in anyway, just an error with my digital camera.
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: Art, odd, photo, photography, picture, pictures, weird
by D.L. Martin
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by D.L. Martin
Categories: Twin Peaks, Uncategorized • Tags: gifs, news, television, tv, Twin Peaks, Twin Peaks 2017, Twin Peaks: The Return
by D.L. Martin
Categories: Twin Peaks, Uncategorized • Tags: gifs, news, television, tv, Twin Peaks, Twin Peaks 2017, Twin Peaks: The Return, video
by D.L. Martin
Dossier #5 – Lynch & Kafka – Gates, Gatekeepers, Life, & Death
Categories: Twin Peaks, Uncategorized • Tags: Analysis, cinema, David Lynch, german, kyle maclachlan, news, odd, reviews, spoilers, theories, Time, Twin Peaks, Twin Peaks 2017, Twin Peaks: The Return
by D.L. Martin
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: Astronomy, eclipse, eclipse 2017, news, Oregon, portland, video
by D.L. Martin
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: Art, drawing, I made this, painting, pictures, sketch
by D.L. Martin
Have you ever stayed up late one Friday night and wondered what it would have looked like if Egon Schiele drew and painted Marty Feldman? No? … Yeah, me neither.
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: Art, arting, arting around, drawing, egon schiele, fine arts, hobby, I made this, marty feldman, painting, pictures
by D.L. Martin
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: Art, drawing, I made this, pictures
by D.L. Martin
*NOTE: Stepped outside and heard someone say, “…like drawing a spoon but upside down.” I wanted to see what all the hype was about.
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: Art, drawing, I made this, pictures
by D.L. Martin
*Eyes are hard. Glasses are easy.
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: Art, I made this, painting, pictures, self-made, self-portrait
by D.L. Martin
Dossier #4: The Joy and Terror of Family in Twin Peaks.
Categories: Twin Peaks, Uncategorized • Tags: Analysis, David Lynch, family, Kafka, reviews, spoilers, the missing, theories, tv, Twin Peaks, Vonnegut
by D.L. Martin
Super Short Movie and TV reviews for Comrade Detective, Space Dandy, The Dark Valley, and Glow
Categories: Short Reviews, Uncategorized • Tags: amazon, cinema, Comrade Detective, Glow, hulu, movies, netflix, reviews, Space Dandy, spoilers, television, The Dark Valley, tv
by D.L. Martin
Movie and TV reviews for those who don’t have time to read movie and TV reviews.
Categories: Short Reviews, Uncategorized • Tags: castlevania, cinema, dunkirk, legion, movies, netflix, ozark, review, reviews, tom hardy, tv
by D.L. Martin
Those French lessons are finally paying off. Now time to enjoy that fine Bordeaux.
Categories: Twin Peaks, Uncategorized • Tags: David Lynch, news, pictures, spoilers, Twin Peaks
by D.L. Martin
For fans and non-fans alike!
Categories: Twin Peaks, Uncategorized • Tags: David Lynch, gifs, odd, pictures, spoilers, Twin Peaks, weird
by D.L. Martin
Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: Art, pictures, self-made
by D.L. Martin
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by D.L. Martin
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by D.L. Martin
RIP Marriage 2017-2019
Categories: Art, Uncategorized • Tags: Art, arting around, pictures, self-made
by D.L. Martin
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by D.L. Martin
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